blog post 10-9-14

If you haven’t tasted lima beans in your whole life and want an idea of what it tastes like do this. Go to the lavatory take the garbage and put it in the downstairs garbage. Then take the trash outside on a very hot day in summer and leave it out there for two months. After the two months is up rip open the trash bag, and eat the old potato salad. That is still not nasty enough! So then I want you to drink the nasty mystery liquid at the bottom of the bag. If you like garbage and mystery liquid then I promise lima beans are meant for you to eat. Personally I rather die of torture for months then eat lima beans ever again. Lima beans are the nastiest things on the face of the earth.